The 2012 Olympics mascot looks like a penis, says everybody

The mascots for the 2012 Summer Olympics in London were revealed recently and, just like the games’ official logo, they have drawn some attention for looking rather inappropriate. And while the 2012 logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving brother Bart a good old slobjob, people are saying the new mascots, which are supposed to be drops of steel (because that makes so much sense!), look like a giant penis.

I would like to reassure you all that my penis does NOT look like that, but I can see how some people might consider the new mascot to be one giant “penis-cyclops-wearing-a-crown” looking thing. Personally, I think it’s hilarious. After all, there’s nothing more internationally funny that a good old penis joke. Good work Olympics, good work.

The following two tabs change content below.
Pete Blackburn
Founder & lead editor of The Nosebleeds. Journalism graduate of Endicott College, Class of 2013. Boston born & raised. Lover of sports, binge television watching, music that doesn't suck & everything '90s. Not a tall drink of water. Follow @PeteBlackburn