Today In Awful Boyfriends: Watch This Squid Run Away From A Home Run Ball That Hits His Girlfriend In The Face


When the Cardinals’ Pete Kozma smacked a long dinger during last night’s game against the Diamondbacks, two Arizona fans (we’re assuming a couple) were in the direct line of fire in deep centerfield. Watch as the chick’s chivalrous bonerack of a boyfriend bails out at the last second and lets the home run ball drill her straight in the grillmix. That’s a Costanza move if I’ve ever seen one.

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Pete Blackburn
Founder & lead editor of The Nosebleeds. Journalism graduate of Endicott College, Class of 2013. Boston born & raised.