You learn plenty of life lessons as a youngster that will change your life forever. For instance, this poor kid just learned that you should never remove your hat to fan your face while Michael is up to bat during a baseball game.
Fortunately, the kid was able to overcome the life lesson and stay in the game. With toughness like that, he might want to try his hand at hockey.
Also, Michael’s dad should consider putting a padlock on the kitchen pantry.