Jesus saves…and apparently does so while serving as an alternate captain of the Boston Bruins.
Check out this tattoo uploaded by Instagram user @pablo_festabar earlier today – it’s an inked portrait of Jesus wearing a Bruins jersey with the phrase “Jesus Saves” scripted below. Aggressive? Yes. Well done? Yes. Historically accurate? Probably not.
But the serious question here is how the hell Jesus Christ, the world’s most famously praised lord and savior, is only an alternate captain of his team? It’ll only make sense if Patrice Bergeron is captain.