Things got weird at Team USA’s photoshoot

I’m not sure if he was trying out a new ‘Blue Steel’ look or trying to convey a “I want to take off your pants and take you to Pleasure Town” message, but it would appear that Phil Kessel’s photoshoot for Team USA was a complete misfire on all accounts.

USA Hockey 2014 Olympic Portraits

‘Murica has certainly looked better than this.

Seinfeld AHHH

Here are some other interesting results that came from Team USA’s photoshoot:

Sad Joe Pavelski is sad.


John Carlson is way too stoned for this shit.

Kyle Okposo gets his serial killer on.178202345

Danny Dekeyser was born to play a movie villain.178202305

Paul Stastny is a big goofy bastard.178202214 (1)

Justin Faulk has no idea what the hell is going on.


Skeptical Keith Yandle is skeptical.


Probably drunk.

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Definitely stoned.

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And this thing once again for posterity:

USA Hockey 2014 Olympic Portraits

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Pete Blackburn
Founder & lead editor of The Nosebleeds. Journalism graduate of Endicott College, Class of 2013. Boston born & raised.