I’m not sure if he was trying out a new ‘Blue Steel’ look or trying to convey a “I want to take off your pants and take you to Pleasure Town” message, but it would appear that Phil Kessel’s photoshoot for Team USA was a complete misfire on all accounts.
‘Murica has certainly looked better than this.
Here are some other interesting results that came from Team USA’s photoshoot:
Sad Joe Pavelski is sad.
John Carlson is way too stoned for this shit.
Kyle Okposo gets his serial killer on.
Danny Dekeyser was born to play a movie villain.
Paul Stastny is a big goofy bastard.
Justin Faulk has no idea what the hell is going on.
Skeptical Keith Yandle is skeptical.
And this thing once again for posterity:
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