Jerod Mayo releasing own line of “gourmet” mayo


New England Patriots linebacker Jerod Mayo is getting into the condiments business, and I’ll give you one guess as to which condiment he’ll be slapping his last name onto.

Jerod is set to release a line of “gourmet” mayo-based condiments with special flavors, including “Kickin’ Buffalo,” “Bruisin’ Bacon” and “Crushin’ Chipotle.”

Mayo plans to donate a portion of his proceeds from his “All-Pro Mayo” to Boston Medical Center. No word on if a special charity will be set up for the poor people who actually eat this disgusting crap.


The following two tabs change content below.
Pete Blackburn
Founder & lead editor of The Nosebleeds. Journalism graduate of Endicott College, Class of 2013. Boston born & raised.