Say No To Drugs, Say Yes To Roller Skating

Damn, if only some of the kids I went to high school with knew the power of roller skating. If only they had found their way to the roller kingdom, I wouldn’t have to be subjected to their cracked out Facebook status updates or profile pictures of their sonograms.

But there’s only one problem…say no to meth, you say? You know what happens when you do that, right?